Chicken Sausage, Fava Bean Puree, and Morels

This was a great meal Jill and I made this past spring while the morels were in season. It was chicken sausage from Holzkopf Meat Market on Broadway, fava bean puree and fresh peas. If I were to poo something that looked like peas I'd be a little freaked, but if I pooped something that looked like the sausage, morels or fava beans, I wouldn't give it a second thought.

Weenies wrapped in bacon

OK, I've never shit toothpicks, nor have I ever shit in a tin roaster, but you have to admit that weenies wrapped in bacon looks exactly like little dollops of shit. This picture was taken last winter at the First Annual Bacon Fest 2008 held in Chicago at my apartment. Sure there were all kinds of delicious foods being served that looked vaguely like poo poo, but this one won the prize.